Memoirs of an East End Guttersnipe
Or…Tales of the old Iron Pot


By Brian Walker

www.tales-of-the-old-east-end.co.uk

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The thought of writing my memoirs had never entered my head, after all what would an ordinary bloke like me have to talk about that other people might find interesting? My mate, Laurence Payne suggested it and I immediately laughed, "It's not so silly " he said, "after all you don't stop telling stories of the Old East End and other Tales of bygone days," or as my old Dad would say 'Tales of the old iron pot'

After a week or so of contemplating the possibility, I began to talk myself into it. Some 16 year old bum-fluffed pop stars, just out of knickers (short trousers) have written their 'Life Stories' that seem to adorn the racks in Tescos and W H Smiths etc. complete with covers showing their pimply, grinning blank faces. Why, Jordan, that well known irritant, has, I believe, written at least three lurid gossip journals. So I told myself I've had more experiences than them, so all I've got to do is make it more interesting than they do. "No Contest" I heard myself shouting. So here we are…….

"Where are we?" I hear you cry, …well we are at the beginning of my trawl through various memories and stories of events throughout my long life. Some of these anecdotes I can remember distinctly, some a little hazy, some are memories passed down to me that I somehow think happened to me and some are downright exaggerations stretched beyond belief just to add a bit more interest to them. Sorry but there is not a prize for spotting the gilding of the lilies, but honestly they are all based on things that did happen.


The beginning!
Catterick
Home Again
A Secret Weapon
Not in Front Of the Kids
My Old Man
What I Am Today
A Surprise Visit
VE Day

Tilly of the Valley
Send for Sid
Better Times
Some Enchanted Evening
The New Boy
The River Lea
The Tribe
Knees-ups and Ding-Dongs
Big Sid and Little Sid


The beginning!

I was born in April 1938 in Hackney Hospital, I can’t take any credit for it but it was a major event in my life. Nothing to do with me, honest, but 18 months later Britain and Germany started fighting and within weeks the Bombing started. Most kids in big cities had labels tied to them and were evacuated to far off and unknown places, it must have been terrifying for them. However I had an advantage over them… a Welsh Mum and a sprawling family in the Welsh valleys. (The more observant of you will have noted this is one of the stories passed down to me that has been told so many times that it it is now firmly planted in my mind as my own memory.) I had an even more sprawling family in Hackney, who also had need of protection from the Luftewaffe, so it made sense for a large part of the Walker tribe to descend upon the little mining village of Cymmer (pronounced "cummer").

My Dad had many sisters and brothers and I had what seemed like hundreds of cousins, and we all lived within yards of each other in a part of Hackney called Lea Bridge. I don’t have any memory of the move to Wales but I can imagine the impact of all these cockneys arriving at Cymmer Station with their suitcases. To my pride, the villagers just took them in and some stayed with family, some stayed in the pub and others accepted the front rooms, spare rooms and billets above the greengrocer’s shop so willingly offered by the Welsh. Life long friendships were formed and visits continued for years after the war, more importantly the Welsh side of the family and the London side became one.

It was only the women and the children who stayed in Cymmer, the London men remained in Hackney, and I always used to joke that there were some ’goings-on’ going on. Little did I know, because only this year a well-kept secret came to light, but more of that later.

My Welsh uncles were all miners, exempt from military service because mining was so important for the war effort. This did not stop them from serving in the Home Guard after they emerged from the pit.One morning I remember them coming home in uniform after spending the night on the mountain rounding up Germans. I assumed they were pilots who had parachuted from their ’planes, the Home Guard had caught them. Uncle Arthur remarked on how young they were and how the mountains and the Welsh weather had played a part in their surrender. Many years later I saw a TV documentary called “The Great Welsh Escape”. Apparently there was a German POW camp at Bridgend and 60 or so prisoners made a mass escape but were soon recaptured. It seems that the cream of the German forces were no match for Welsh miners. I worshipped my uncles and thought they were Supermen. To this day I have a deep respect and admiration for all miners…and an intense hatred for Maggie Thatcher for what she did to them!

Catterick

My Dad was called up in the army and was eventually stationed in Catterick Camp, Yorkshire. He found a room in a room in ahouse in nearby Walkerville and sent for me and my Mum. I was still very young but could not help being impressed by this huge house with it’s never-ending garden, in the middle of the housewas a massive staircase that rose steeply disappearing in the clouds. Years later I took my kids to see this mansion, when we arrived, to my dismay it was just an ordinary small semi-detached house with a postage stamp of a garden and the skinniest staircase I had ever seen. During my stay there I saw it through the eyes of a small child.

I was sent to school in the army camp and was picked up every morning in a military vehicle, some days a small truck driven by a WRAC and if we were lucky a massive American Lorry, what a thrill!

The school was situated next to a large pool where drivers of amphibious vehicles were trained. It was hard to concentrate on lessons when Jeeps, Bren gun carriers and DUKWs were splashing through the water sending spray and waves over the side of the pool.

This is where my troubles started, Because of my cockney accent I was picked on and Bullied. My Mum never reacted too much, telling me to stand up for myself and hit the bullies back. Easier said than done, when I did slap one skinny individual he fetched his 10 year old sister and her mates. They dragged me around the playground.

The humiliation of it, bashed up by girls!

My Mum had a gentle talk to the girls, keeping in check her notorious Welsh Temper, however when one of the teachers saw fit to hit me across the head and drag me across the classroom by my collar, causing the aforesaid collar to part from the shirt, I’m afraid the Cambrian Devil in her emerged and the teacher, a Mrs. Carpenter, was duly clumped. I had a new hero, my Welsh Mum'

We had more resentment from some locals who told us to go back to London, and when one bitter cold icy evening I went carol singing with some local lads and a miserable old sod who lived opposite to us threw a bucket of cold water over me, we decided to go back to London and face the worst that Hitler could throw at us. Not before, may I add, that the miserable old sod had a sample of the Welsh temper and a smack that Tommy Farr (look him up) would be proud of.

After the friendliness and love we had in Wales the treatment at Catterick was hard to take. Not everyone was so cruel to us though, we had some lovely neighbours and for a small boy seeing all the soldiers and tanks was a joy. Some of the most vivid memories include watching ‘our boys’ bristling with guns, escorting prisoners along the main road. Some were Germans, some Italians, but by far the most were ‘non prisoners’, the Russians. I found them fascinating, some were huge Slavic types, someEuropeans and most intriguing of all the ‘yellow’ Russians, oriental men of all kinds. They ranged from Siberians to Chinese, the Chinese were dressed in eastern uniforms, some were young boys and some wizened old men complete with straggly, stringy beards.

These troops of men were marched along the main road that ran from  Walkerville to Catterick, we passed them most days, but one day something special happened. A squad of our own British soldiers came marching towards us, the sergeant in charge of them obviously noticed the good looks and  shapely figure of my mum and on drawing near to us shouted the order “Squad,--- Eyes Right”. The squad, as one person, flicked their heads and eyes in mum’s direction and with equal unison gave out a loud wolf whistle! Mum gushed and simpered like a schoolgirl, the pleasure showing on her grinning face. This grin was stuck on her face for the rest of the day. Some weeks later, whilst we were walking the same route, a group of Italian prisoners, escorted by armed soldiers approached us. These reluctant marchers, not at all military in their appearance also noticed the attractions of Mum but, not having the discipline of their British counterparts, began jabbering and making gestures including quite obscene movements of their tongues. Mum, with almost military precision, stopped, turned right, and stepped briskly to the kerb. Drawing herself to her full height, with patriotic zeal and full of contempt for the dastardly enemy, spat with vigour and satisfaction into the gutter. With a look of disgust she stared at them and shouted “And that’s it!” British honour had been reinstated!                              

Once, when we were walking through Catterick Village, there was quite a commotion, people laughing and cheering and smiling all over their faces. After pushing our way through the crowd we found out why, there as large as life was the comedian of the day, the one and only ‘Big Hearted’ Arthur Askey. This jolly little man, with a fine head of red hair, was joking with the villagers and making everyone forget the perils of war. He was appearing at the Garrison Gaiety Theatre and could not resist the chance to meet his adoring public, and there was no doubt that they did adore him!.

Home Again

We were so happy to be back in the comfort of our own home, not realising of course that we were in the front line of the Jerriy's attack on Britain . As soon as we arrived home, the sneaky enemy struck. Some of our windows had been blown in spreading shards of glass about the front room.  In my excitement at being home I jumped on to an armchair sending a small splinter of glass into my knee. Not the most serious injury of the war, but it hurt like anything, my hero came to my aid, my Mum kissed it better and I realised how much I relied on her to get through this frightening period of the war.

Dad was still in the army, so it was just me and Mum watched over by our next door neighbours Lil and Ern,  Mr. and Mrs. Day. They were quite old by then, Mr. Day having served in the army before and during WW1. They were our guardian angels and were a comfort to us during the bad times that were to come.

Almost immediately we were welcomed home by the German Air Force who personally delivered a range of gifts we didn’t really want, nevertheless we got them. In our back yards we all had Anderson Shelters, they were smaller than you imagine and the floor was just damp earth, not very inviting. Me and Mum had one to ourselves, a bit scary and lonely, but not to worry, Mr. and Mrs. Day insisted on us sleeping in their shelter along with them and their two daughters, a bit of a squeeze but we managed. Only one thing spoiled our cosiness, me.  I wet the bed most nights. I suppose it was understandable but I felt so foolish. Mr and Mrs. Day of course made light of it. One of the most vivid memories I have of the war is standing in front of the Anderson Shelter on a bitter cold starry night with my Mum pushing my shoulder saying “Go on, Go now before you go to bed”. I’m sorry but I can’t remember if I did actually go!

Mr. Day made a gate in the fence between us and of course in those days nobody locked any doors, so we lived like one family and when we were in the shelter and when the bombs were falling,Mr. Day , like the old soldier he was, kept calm and contemptuous of the enemy, bringing great comfort to us all.

A Secret Weapon

Every day brought a new message from the government to ’Stay Alert', ’Be Aware’,’Take Note’ and so on, so we suspected everything. One evening we were all standing in a communal porch watching the skies and waiting to see if we were in for another raid, nerves on edge, when Mrs. Day let out a shout “ What was that noise?” “What noise?” said my Mum. “ It was a kind of flapping noise coming from the roof” was the reply, “there it is again!” and sure enough we heard a long slow flapping noise. It threw us all into fear and panic. “I bet it is a secret weapon” said Mrs. Day almost beside herself. When it happened for a third time we were all clinging to each other awaiting the grisly fate that was to befall us. Throughout this, Mr Day remained unmoved, he just stood with a blank look on his face studying the sky. When the fourth ’attack’ occurred he could not hold his composure any more, he just crumbled into a heap of helpless laughter, the deadly threat of the flapping secret weapon was revealed. It was nothing more than a bout of prize winning Farts, expertly performed by Mr. Day himself. If only we could have harnessed them and dropped them on Berlin we might have ’put the wind up them’ as well. We told this story for years after the war and fell about laughing every time. To this day I still refer to farting as Flapping!

Not in Front Of the Kids

From time to time I visit a local school to tell the pupils what it was like being a little boy during the war. The most frequent question that I am asked is “Did you see any dead bodies?” or “Did you kill anyone?” Well, I try to steer clear of gory details, mostly because our parents did the same. Whenever a raid resulted in death and mutilation nothing was discussed in front of us. We knew that something nasty had occurred when our mums mouthed words or made gestures with their eyebrows or just went silent when we entered the room. A wall of silence rose once that was even more pronounced than usual, people were silent and morose, even as kids we could sense it, but no explanation was forthcoming. Years later I heard about the Bethnal Green Tube Disaster and put two and two together.

Bombs would fall at any time of the day, not just at night. Once, when I was at school in Detmold Road, a loud explosion rocked the building causing dust to fall from the rafters. Looking out of the window we could see a large plume of smoke and dust rising from what we thought was Mount Pleasant School. There was pandemonium, people were running towards the site of the bombing, I remember seeing my grown up cousin, Art, who was sleeping off a previous night shift, running up the hill with his shirt tail hanging out. Well, the bomb missed the school but fell on some large houses killing a few occupants. It seems hard to say, but what a relief that the school survived.

After one small raid when a shop on the corner of Lea Bridge Road and Chatsworth road was destroyed killing the shopkeeper, we passed the smoking remains of the building. My Mum in an effort to shield me from the horrors of war, put her hand over my eyes. I couldn’t see ahead but could look skyward and recall seeing the bed clothes of the shopkeeper hanging from the trees. That brought home to me the reality of war.

Perhaps the most vivid memory of the bombing that I have is the night that James Latham’s wood yard was ignited by incendiary bombs. Our home and our shelter were within feet of the yard and because of the ferocity of the blaze we were evacuated from our Anderson to the large communal shelters that were built on Millfields. The image is still engraved into my memory. Someone, my Dad I think, carried me, wrapped in a blanket, as he ran to the shelter . Lots of people were also running, no panic, just a need to get away from the inferno. It must have been winter because there were no leaves on the trees so I could see the dark sky lit by hundreds of glowing wood embers, it might have been beautiful in other circumstances.

There is a newsreel attached to this story, just click on it and a small bit of the wartime atmosphere will appear. On checking the date of this newsreel I was amazed to see that I was barely two years old when this blaze occurred, yet my memory of it is so strong, not very detailed but vivid.                                         

The scariest incident that happened to me was again during the day, Mum was at work in the factory and I was in the care of my dear Aunt Rose. It was a nice sunny day and we were playing around the council shelters, some women, including Aunt Rose were preparing dinner on a table near the shelter entrance when the air raid warning sounded. Us kids were immediately sent to the bowels of the shelter but the women stayed at their posts diligently peeling the spuds.

We heard the familiar drone of an engine that we knew was a dreaded Doodlebug. Doodlebugs, if you don’t know, were pilotless planes that simply switched off their engine when they were over a populated area and dropped randomly resulting in death and destruction. Suddenly we heard the engine stop and awaited the silence that preceded the inevitable explosion. During this silence one of the spud bashers panicked shouting “It’s coming towards us, It’s going to hit us, we will all be killed!” Fear gripped me, my heart banged and my head spun. I pressed my face into the canvas of the bunk bed I was lying on waiting for the grim reaper to take me. The explosion came, shaking the shelter and I just knew that I was Dead. “ What a strange feeling it was being dead” I thought, “not much different to being alive”. Well you will be relieved to know I survived but not without some damage, I suffered nightmares right into my Twenties and I’m sure they were a direct result of my near death experience. For some strange reason I never had any fear of the Blackout. Some people hated the idea of not being able to see where they were going, or of not knowing who was approaching. I suppose it was a natural fear of the dark, that had it’s beginnings in the cave days. When the daylight was gone and all the street lights and window lights were switched off, I found a comfort in the fact that no-one could see me, that the enemy would never find me. I quite liked the game of finding your way along the street using only the white lines painted on the kerbstones as a guide. Cars drove without lights, windows were draped with heavy black cloth and most fascinating of all, men smoked their pipes upside down so that enemy pilots could not see the glow of the burning tobacco. I could never work out what a German flier could do if he ever spotted such a small, dim target. I’m still wondering! My liking for these unlit hours was rather bizarre because more people were hurt falling into holes in the road, down basement stairs and by bumping into lamp posts, than by the air raids.

My Old Man

So far in these tales there has not been much mention of my Dad, that’s because while all these events were unfolding he was away in the army, but don’t worry, there are lots of stories to tell about him.

While he was serving King and Country me and Mum had to look after the chickens and rabbits we bred in the back garden. I gathered the eggs daily and collected kitchen scraps from neighbours. I also loved looking after the chicks, so when it was my birthday Mum took me to Walthamstow Market on the train and bought me a day old duckling. Not having much of an imagination I called it ‘Donald’ No-one expected Donald to survive but with my constant attention and with a bath sunk into the earth for a pond, he grew into the most handsome white duck. I had ever seen, I was so proud of him! Now this is where my Dad comes into the story, he had a weekend pass and arrived home in Hackney absolutely boracic lint. On seeing dear Donald, he wrung his neck and raffled him in the pub to procure some pocket money. Of course Mum and Dad told me that Donald had gone to a lovely farm in the country to be safe from the bombing. You know what, I believed them!

This next story was passed down to me by various members of my Dad’s drinking fellowship, so it must be true. Before he was called up and in the early stage of the war, a bomb on a parachute landed on the large block of flats across the road from us. The bomb got stuck on a chimney and failed to go off, the bomb disposal unit was called but could not come for some time. In the meantime the Air Raid wardens were evacuating the block. In the block lived a number of housebound people. Now my Dad was a builder well used to climbing on roofs and chimneys, and you’ve guessed it, fortified by copious amounts of Mann’s beer and gee-ed on by his equally fortified mates he swung into action.

Somehow he arrived back on terra firma with the bomb on his shoulder and a smile on his face. After the bomb squad arrived and remonstrated with my Dad, I assume he joined his cronies to continue getting fortified

When I was a kid, children were not allowed in pubs, so most people of my age will tell you that they had to sit outside with a glass of Lemonade and an Arrowroot biscuit. My Dad, home on leave, went for a Sunday morning drink with his mates to the King’s Head on Middlesex Wharf. Of course I went with him while Mum was making Sunday dinner. I was duly supplied with the regulation drink and rock hard biscuit and placed on a splintery bench outside the pub. Now Middlesex Wharf was right in the middle of James Latham’s timber yard and quite remote, so I was pretty lonely. Soon things livened up a bit when the air raid warning sounded, I never did anything but the drinkers inside gave a rousing cheer, no doubt they were drinking more than lemonade. Before too long ‘planes appeared in the sky which prompted even more cheering from the interior. At this point Mr. Sandell, a Victorian gent complete with large flat cap and white walrus moustache, came out of the door and saw my plight. Then something magical happened, He took me into the pub. I walked into the dark public bar ( the windows were boarded up) and was struck at once by the smell of Woodbines and Beer, I was fascinated. Mr. Sandell took me to my Dad and rather embarrassed, my Dad confessed he had forgotten that I was outside. We could hear an increase in activity in the air, more cheering this time accompanied by swearing, and when distant explosions were heard, the air turned blue with bad language. The words German and Bastards were prevalent. I had a marvelous time and couldn’t wait to tell my Mum when I got home, but unfortunately I included the part about Dad forgetting me. This was a cue for another display of the award winning Welsh temper. Poor old Dad was in the doghouse for the rest of his leave.

Dad was never one to pass up a chance to provide for his family and having been brought up in impoverished conditions, he wasn’t bothered about ’transferring’ goods to our kitchen. Me and Mum once met him at Paddington station when he was en route to a new posting, he was in full Battledress and carrying all his kit in side packs, back packs and of course his kitbag. His tin hat was strapped to his backpack, and over his shoulder his rifle, he looked to me a real hero, comparable to Errol Flynn or Gary Cooper. We were pleased to see him and after his long journey Mum insisted that we all go into the Railway Buffet for tea. Dad looked troubled by this suggestion and hurried us on to the ‘bus for Hackney. “What’s the matter with you ?” asked Mum. “Too many Redcaps on the station” he whispered in reply. After a journey home that seemed to take ages, we arrived at home and Dad looked visibly relieved. When he unloaded his marching order kit we saw why! Crammed into his small packs was a large amount of loose tea, in his best boots was a large ‘pat’ of butter that was in the second stage of melting and to top the lot, in his tin hat was a unidentifiable chunk of meat that was dripping blood. “There you are “ he said with a look of being pleased with himself on his face, “ no need to spend your coupons this week “ As our kitchen cabinet was not exactly splitting at the seams, it was more than welcome and we dined in style that night. Errol Flynn?, Gary Cooper? Who needed them when we had our Dad!

What I Am Today

All during the war when my Dad was away, my Mum worked in a local furniture factory. The furniture had been forsaken and replaced by the making of ammunition boxes, Mum operated a bench saw cutting logs into planks, a grueling job for anyone let alone a very young woman. As well as this she kept our home immaculate and stylish and cooked the most tasty of food. I was always dressed smartly with polished shoes, socks pulled up and a collar and tie. On one particular day I had on a blazer, all these articles of clothing of course were second hand. At Detmold Road School we had a teacher called Mr. Hunter, a superior man with a sneer on his face. He spotted the blazer and called me to the front of the class, the blazer had an embroidered badge on the pocket. I can recall it in detail, it was a Stag’s Head with a ribbon below it, in the ribbon was a Latin inscription. Hunter questioned me about the blazer and forced me to reveal that it came from a junk shop. He then asked me for a translation of the Latin motto which of course I could not give. He ridiculed me for my ignorance in front of the whole class, and then he spotted that I had a shirt button loose. The sneer became more intense and my embarrassment overwhelmed me, I felt my face burning and my heart thumping, I wanted to disappear through the floor. “You are a disgrace “ he said menacingly “is your Mother too lazy to sew on a button?” My Mum lazy? I just wanted my Mum to appear through the door complete with her Welsh temper, but alas, this ‘lazy’ woman was too busy toiling like a man in her effort to win the war. This is when Hunter’s face distorted and he grabbed me by the scruff of the neck and shouted the words that were to haunt me for the rest of my life “Look at you, I despise you and the likes of you, you are nothing but AN EAST END GUTTERSNIPE!!!! I should thank the fiend for making me what I am today… a stroppy left wing anti establishment bloke with a massive working class chip on my shoulder. Yes, I am an east end guttersnipe…and proud of it!!

Perhaps I should file Hunter in the same folder as Maggie Thatcher, I’m sure they would get on fine together.

Most of the teachers at Detmold Road were not as evil as Hunter, for the most part they were caring and kind, more importantly they were good at giving us a proper education. However, the system of punishment was open to abuse. We often hear people today saying we should bring back corporal punishment and that a clip round the ear never did them any harm, well I don’t think so. Nearly every teacher had their own way of dishing out punishment that today seems so barbaric. One had a thick wooden ruler that was whacked sharply across your knuckles. We were ordered to let our hands dangle loosely to maximize the pain, then the ruler was brought down with the sharp edge doing the damage. The hand was unusable for 20 or so minutes afterwards. Another had a ’collybosher’, a two foot length of broom handle painted in gaudy stripes, this was handy for hitting you on the head, shoulders or across your back. Sometimes offenders would ’get the slipper’, a cosy name for an extremely painful experience. Then there was the dreaded Cane, the threat of which put fear into the hearts of everyone. For those of you who say all this was harmless, read on. It seemed that the mildest of teachers liked to inflict pain and put such enthusiasm into this wicked duty. Six of the best across the hand or the bum was usual, resulting in pupils crying in pain, all this in full view of the rest of the class. One teacher who was short, would stand on a piano stool and leap off as he whacked, this was in order intensify the agony, some times some of the class would cry in sympathy for the unfortunate recipient of this torture. We had one classmate, Tommy Cornish, who was big for his age and to be honest, a bit of a handful, who was punished the most severely. Tommy would not let anyone get the better of him and definitely would not cry, he paid dearly for this. He was due to be caned and Shortarse prepared the piano stool, and performed his athletic leap no less than six times, each time striking Tommy’s hand. Tommy fighting not to show the pain, bit his lip, stuck out his chin, looked the sadist in the eye and said “ Didn’t Hurt!” What happened next shocked the whole class and even some of the staff, the midget masochist went berserk, told Tommy to roll up his sleeves and proceeded to slash wildly with the cane up and down Tommy’s arms. To Tommy’s credit he never showed any pain but just stared at teacher with hatred and anger. When the punishment was over, Tommy’s arms were bruised and bleeding, and he was subdued. The class was silent, someone sent for the headmaster and we were dismissed. Next day Tommy’s Dad came to the School and saw the head master but nothing ever happened about it. Tommy was never bothered again!

Don’t forget, we were not teenage hooligans but seven year old kids confused by the turmoil that surrounded us.

I don’t want to give the impression that Detmold Road School was a hell on earth, far from it, we had some memorable teachers. Mr. Jones, who played piano and encouraged us to sing, and Miss Lochspeiser who’s brother was Knighted for services to aeronautics. She would recount her visit to ’The Palace’ and her meeting with the King, over and over again, Mr. Cartwright, the headmaster who’s answer to all the problems of the world was National Savings, and was always supportive of promising pupils, and the favourite person, loved by everyone, Mrs. Cook, not a teacher but a kitchen assistant. Mrs. Cook was a small cockney lady who spoke like Katherine Harrison and dispensed our daily dose of Malt Extract from a huge tin. The sticky dark brown gunge was twisted onto a spoon and carefully placed into our mouths by the angelic Mrs. Cook. I’m smiling broadly as I write this!

Tommy Cornish remained my mate throughout our childhood. He continued to grow faster than any of us and never lost his ability to be daring and shocking. If there was a building that was impossible to climb or a bully that everyone was scared of, Tommy just faced the dangers without a sign of fear or concern, he could be seen swinging from gutters three storeys up, shinning up drainpipes and into windows or up in the branches of the tallest trees, always with a big soppy grin on his face. More than once he came unstuck inflicting horrific injuries upon himself, he spent weeks at a time in hospital coming home with bolts in his limbs and a steel plate in his head. Nothing curbed his love of peril or his ability to aggravate, just for the fun of it. I can remember my Mum chasing him with a coal shovel in her hand after he had teased her mercilessly. Tommy of course, was laughing uncontrollably, I have often wondered what would have happened if the Welsh temper had caught up with him. Something in him would not be tamed, once when we were in a queue for local fleapit, an assistant told Tommy to stop blocking the pathway, Tommy just laughed so the unfortunate individual pushed him against the wall. What an mistake to make, Tommy’s arm snaked round his neck and within a split second the cocky bloke was on his back with Tommy’s foot on his chest. This seemed to be his ’Piece de resistance’, performing it on a few adversaries and even one of his teachers, but one night in Walthamstow he bit off more than he could chew. A disagreement with a policeman soon saw the copper on his back with Tommy’s size ten on his rib cage. Tommy was taken away by the lawmen, when he eventually was allowed home, neighbors wept to see the state of him!

I last saw Tommy when I was about 21, he was still grinning while he towered above me. Later I read in the local paper that he was sentenced to a substantial time in prison. What did he do? Well, he just opened a couple of safes with the help of gelignite. Still shocking people to the last. I don’t know where he is now, but I do hope he is OK.

A Surprise Visit

My Mum was from a large family, among this family were two sisters who in the 1920s along with their families, had left the poverty of Wales and settled in the impossibly far off New Zealand. Cards were exchanged at Christmas, but mainly contact was nonexistent. However, war changes things drastically and throws up some strange bedfellows-- literally! Now, we lived in a small 3 roomed flat and I slept in the front room in a folding bed, known in those days as a Put-U- Up. Because I was small the bed seemed huge, but I was soon to find out how small it was. One morning I woke early feeling strangely uncomfortable, little wonder, sharing my bed with me was a Kiwi cousin, Ken, along with four of his shipmates from the New Zealand Navy, one complete with a full naval beard. It seems they had arrived after my bedtime and just snuggled into the only berth available. Ken was unknown to me and certainly his shipmates were, but we all got on like wildfire. They only stayed a day or two and that was the only time we ever met Ken.

During their short stay an historic event occurred. This was near the end of the war and Hitler’s weapons had progressed. The V2 rocket had superseded the doodlebug, it was a jet propelled rocket that space rockets were to be based on, and flew faster than sound. As a result of this speed the sound of its motors could not be heard until after it had delivered it’s deadly load, quite a frightening shock for Londoners

My Mum in a gesture to please the commonwealth had decided to cook a meal for all 5 members of the New Zealand Navy. As she busied herself in the tiny scullery, she called to Ken to take some plates out of the cupboard and as he opened the door an almighty crash was heard. Mum was about to call Ken all sorts of clumsy so-and-so’s when she realised that it was a V2 rocket that had fallen close by. Two windows caved in , the front door flew open, splintering the frame. One of the sailors grabbed me and threw me under the solid table for protection. Unfortunately his aim was poor and I cracked my head on the table leg causing a beauty of a bruise. It seems that the New Zealand Navy had inflicted more damage on me than the dreaded Luftwaffe.

The V2 had landed on the marshes near to the wood yard, the wall of the wood yard and the cranes were caked with mud, and tiles and chimney-pots showered the area. My cousin Charlie, one of the more successful Shrapnel collectors, immediately visited the site and was rewarded with a bright shiny, still warm dial, complete with writing in Teutonic script.   To this day there is a ’Bomb Crater Pond’ on the marshes.

I have mentioned James Latham’s wood yard quite a lot, that is because it was such a big part of our lives. Our flat was only yards from this huge firm, and its cranes and wood stacks dominated the area. It was very important for the war effort and when the despicable ‘Lord Haw Haw’ mentioned it in one of his broadcasts from Germany, threatening to blow it to kingdom come, we were quite proud. I dare say I will mention it a few more times.

VE Day

Of course I remember VE day, but not in too much detail. I recall the huge bonfire built in the middle of the road, burning a large hole in the tarmac, and a piano being wheeled out into the road along with wooden barrels of beer. On top of the flat roof of the concrete shelters people danced, and many just sat outside their front doors enjoying the celebrations. No doubt they were so pleased to be celebrating peace at last.

Us kids didn’t quite grasp the enormity of this historic occasion so set about building our own small bonfire in the gutter. Into this fire we casually tossed a dozen or so ’Taters, but not having the benefit of instructions from the likes of Jamie Oliver and co. we just left them to their own devices in the glowing embers. When we eventually decide to rescue them we had trouble distinguishing them from the lumps of charcoal that our kindling had turned into. They were burned beyond recognition but that did not stop us from wanting to sink our teeth into these ‘delicacies’. After tossing them in the air from hand to hand in an effort to make them comfortable to hold we attempted to get to the delicious soft centre of the spud. Well as you can guess there wasn’t much of this left, but that never stopped us from sucking at the burnt offerings with relish resulting in us having soot all over our faces and hands and most of our clothes.

So the end of the biggest and most horrific conflict the world had known was marked by us with a feast of ashes. We didn’t mind at all.

Tilly of the Valley

My Mum was born on 12th January 1914 in the little village of Cymmer in the Afan valley, South Wales. She was christened Agnes Matilda but absolutely hated both her names. Agnes was immediately ditched and Matilda shortened to ‘Tilly’.

Her Dad and 5 brothers were miners and with her Mum and 3 sisters lived in one small house. Money was tight and conditions rather harsh. Mining was dangerous and medical help was primitive. There were no ambulances, if a miner was injured, his workmates carried him down the valley on a ladder, delivering him to his front door. Miners suffered injuries, small and large, pretty frequently, and when Uncle Will had his foot run over by a ‘dram’, a coal wagon on a railway, he was operated on on the kitchen table. Uncle Will lost a few toes and my Mum, just a little girl, cleaned up the gore that remained on the floor. Her Dad was severely injured in an accident in the pit and just sat in the kitchen for years until he was found dead one morning Nearly all of her brothers went on to suffer unspeakable injuries. Not an ideal childhood! For most of her life she was given to bouts of depression, no wonder!

When she was 14 she made a brave decision and came to London to work in service, it couldn’t have been an easy decision to make . She worked for a Jewish family in Stamford Hill and I believe she was happy there. She learned about the Jewish faith and culture and even picked up a few Hebrew and Yiddish words. Mum never judged anyone by what they were, I think the influence of this family made her that way.

She met my Dad and fell for him and his large family and it seemed that the large family fell for her, not to mention my Dad of course. They married. I was born, and after the war my sister was born and they remained married for 56 years.

When I was young, Mum was my saviour and protector, my source of comfort when I was scared, and I was always sure of her love for me when every night she would tuck me up in bed, kiss me and say ’Nos Da Bachan’, Welsh for Goodnight Darling. However I was not always safe from the Welsh temper and I can recall vividly the time when I was at my most irritating, singing and ’tap-dancing ’ while she was listening for signs of enemy action. As she unpacked our meagre rations, she reached the end of her patience and a pound of precious sugar made it’s way in the direction of my head. Luckily her aim was affected by her anger and she missed by a mile, unfortunately the contents of the paper bag spread all over the front room floor, causing us both to fall about laughing. The front room floor ’crunched’ for days afterwards

She was forever singing and had wonderful sense of fun but was burdened by her very sensitive nature, a harmless bit of mickey taking would cut her to the quick and upset her for hours, perhaps this was a reason for her temper, who knows?

One instance of her support of the underdog was when I was with her on a bus in Hackney. It was the very early 50s and black people began to appear in Hackney. A young black couple got on the bus and sat down, they were only about 17 or 18 and rather timid . The bus conductor made a derogatory remark to them and threw the ticket at them. I felt my Mum’s body stiffen, the conductor, every time he passed the couple, made another nasty remark and gave them a shove with his elbow. Cue for the entrance of the Red Dragon, Mum stamped to her feet and shouted to the miserable excuse for a man “ Leave them alone you Bloody bully” “Mind your own business “ he replied, “Pick on someone your own size” replied Mum. “Why don’t you pick on me? Come on get off this bus and I’ll knock your bloody head off, you coward,” and so the challenge and threats continued until we stepped off of the bus, Mum waited for the twerp to pick up the gauntlet. Pick up the gauntlet? You must be joking, he sounded the bell and the bus flew off down the road leaving us on the pavement with only half of our journey complete . Never mind I swelled with pride and Mum continued to threaten him all the way home despite the fact that he was nowhere to be seen.

You see, in the village of Cymmer there were a few Black families, who had been there for generations, their predecessors coming to Wales in the Victorian age to find work in the mines. Mum had been brought up with them being particularly close to one of the girls, she had only ever thought of them as being Welsh.

She was a good looking, outgoing, happy woman, who loved to sing. She cared about other people, if any of the family or neighbours were ill she would look after them. I well remember her boiling up Kaolin Poultice to treat boils or infected wounds and applying the piping hot concoction to the affected area. The ‘victims’ of this remedy would be, to say the least, agitated, but my Mum would soothe them with her lilting Welsh voice, she was a bit special! Throughout her life she was visited by dark depression and in such times could be difficult, my Dad, my sister Eira and me bore the brunt of her anger at being so ill, and when things got bad she would declare “ I’ve had enough, I’m going home” Home was of course Cymmer, but there was not the slimmest chance of her return. As I have mentioned she was very sensitive and if she read in the paper that miners had been killed, no matter if it was in China, Australia or some unheard of corner of the world, she would shed a tear for them. No doubt her own family were in her mind.

Whenever Tom Jones, the idol of the valleys, sang ’The Green Grass of Home’ she reached for her hankie, knowing that Tom was singing about Cymmer and especially for her. We played it at her funeral.

Send for Sid

Sid was our Dad. He was also ‘Our Siddy ‘ to his many sisters and Uncle Sid to the throng of nieces and nephews that congregated around our enclave. He was adored by all who knew him, and there is no doubt at all that he loved them in return. Never one to speak of his feelings, he showed his affections by giving his family his attention. Every Sunday morning he would visit each of his sisters on a rambling walk that finished up in the King’s Head, he did this for as long as I can remember.

Hackney born and bred he was an old fashioned cockney, using the Rhyming Slang whenever he spoke. He loved telling jokes, even if they were the same jokes over and over again much to the annoyance of my Mum. I sometimes find myself telling his jokes. For example, if any one asked him how he was, he would say “ I’m very weak, I’m so weak I’m nearly a fortnight!” When asked what was the matter with him, he would reply every time “ I’m suffering from a severe attack of Weasels on the Nanny! “ He would jokingly liken people to his own fictitious characters, characters such as Trotter Flo, Nutcase O’Leary, Trapper Dan and even Big Chief Rippincollar. His humour was endless even when he was ill, once when he was in his late 70s and suffered an attack, I took him to A&E and he was seen by a doctor. When I asked him what the doctor had said to him, he said, with a perfectly straight face ”It’s bad news… I’ve got to stop playing football”

The doctor decided that he should stay in hospital for observation and he was sent to the entry ward. It was the early hours of the morning and the ward was dark and forbidding, there were only two other patients, one was an obvious alcoholic who was ’groaning’ Irish songs in the most distressing of manners. The other was a man with some kind of mental problem and was calling for help in an equally distressing manner. When it was time for me to leave I had trepidations and said “I don’t like to leave you, Dad” he replied with the same straight face “Don’t worry. I’ve got plenty of company…… I’ve got him over there, and him over there”.

He loved to tell stories of when he was a boy and the family lived on the Wharf. They were extremely poor and his Mum would go to the market and buy scrap foodstuff such as Cod’s Heads and Bacon Bones, of course he made a joke about this. I heard all these stories many times and cherish them, They remind me of him. If he had an audience he was in his element running through these stories with gusto, animating them with swinging hand movements, standing up suddenly and sitting down firmly to add emphasis to his words. These stories became known as ‘Tales of the Old Iron Pot’

Far from being rough and ready, he was an old fashioned gentleman, never using bad language in the home or in front of a woman and he would never mention anything below the belt, it wasn’t done in his day.

He worked as a builder and could do anything in the trade, bricklaying, plumbing, carpentry and so much more. He specialised in drain laying and when architects needed practical advice they would ‘Send for Sid’, this soon became his nickname. In spite of his obvious mastery of building he would describe himself as ‘a handyman’. I told him many times to up his rank to ‘Master Builder’ but I was just given a shrug of his shoulders.

One story he loved to tell was when he was working in a Mental Hospital in Brookman’s Park. The hospital had many long term patients who wandered the grounds. Dad, and his labourer, young Tommy were laying drains alongside the main driveway to the hospital. When visitors began to arrive, Dad stopped one lady and asked her the time, the reply was “Don’t worry dear, it will soon be time for your tea”. Dad and young Tommy fell into the trench helpless with laughter.

As well as his building skills, he was a brilliant gardener, keeping our small back garden a sight to behold, and when one of his sisters popped in they always left with a bunch of freshly cut flowers. Some of the gardening lessons he gave me when I was very young included a lot of his silly humour. We were sowing potatoes once when he told me that he needed a packet of razor blades, “ What for?“ I asked, “Well“ he replied, “ If we dig the blades in with the ’taters, next year we will have a good crop of Chips”. Another time he buried a hand brush so that only the bristles showed and told me it was an Australian Brush Plant. I watered it for a week before I tumbled. He Joined the ‘Kings Head’ darts team as a young man and stayed into his late 70s, as time went by his team mates got old and stopped playing, younger men taking their places but Dad kept his arrows straight and played on. While the average age of the players was about 30, Dad was still ’one of the boys’, respected and loved by the rest of the team.

I never heard him raise his voice in anger or to chastise us at all, if there was ever any dispute or disagreement with anyone he wouldn’t get upset…he just sent my Mum, she soon sorted them out!

When I was 11 years old, I was walking along Whitechapel Road to Mile End Gate, on the corner of Sidney Street was ‘Smithsons’ paint factory. I heard someone calling me, looking up I saw my Dad on the roof of the factory, he was obviously pleased to see me and waved his arms back and forwards. It was good to see him. The paint factory has gone now, in its place is a Barclay’s Bank, but even now, whenever I pass this corner I look up hoping to see him. I live in hope!

Better Times

The war over, troops began to return home, some things came off of rations, the bomb damage was being cleared up and a feeling of hope was about. Dad came home and got his old job back and Mr. and Mrs. Day became closer to us (if that was possible). The ever resourceful Mr. Day built the height of luxury, a bathroom. Well when I say, bathroom it was more of a rickety shed leaning precariously against the wall which had a bath, a water geyser on the wall and a sideboard to put your solitary bar of soap on. All of these items were salvaged from the many bombed houses in the area., no health and safety then! The roof was made of corrugated iron anointed with a liberal amount of pitch, and the geyser connected to the gas mains by a collection of pipes that ’found ’ their own way up the wall according to what could be found to hand. When it was time to bathe, stripping off in the cold draughty garden feature made you eager to seek the comfort of the ’hot’ water, if you were lucky. The first time it was used , the water was turned on, nothing happened, then after a few gurgles and splutters, a frothy yellow liquid emerged. While we were all viewing this miracle of engineering in anticipation, the ancient geyser decided to come to life and an almighty blast shook the lean to, rattling the tin roof and reminding us all of the air raids we hoped we had seen last of.

As ramshackle as it was, it was extremely successful, no one else in the street had a bathroom, and with Mr. Day charging sixpence a dip, the weekends saw a constant flow of clients taking advantage of the luxurious facilities, each one of course, initiating a resounding ’boom’ causing us to reach for our tin helmets.

Mr. Day had a fascination for fiddling with bits and pieces he found in various places, he wasn’t afraid to experiment with anything mechanical or electrical. One day, that I remember well, he got his hands on a microphone, after removing the back of his old valve radio, he succeeded in connecting the mic’ so that he could make announcements through the radio speakers. When my Mum went into the Day’s flat the music on the wireless stopped and an Emergency announcement was heard. “ Would Mrs. Walker of Hackney please contact Davis the local lawyer where she will hear something to her advantage! Oh yes, don’t forget to bring a large sack” It took a few minutes of excited bewilderment before my Mum caught on and gave old Day a clip round the lughole!

Now, Mrs. Day had a cat, the most moth eaten, decrepit example of an animal you have ever seen. It did nothing but doze all day and had got a bit careless about reaching the litter tray. Both my Dad and Mr. Day were not enamoured with felines on account of cat’s habits of digging up the otherwise immaculate garden, chasing the chickens deterring them from laying and just getting in the way of the many gardening activities performed by this deadly duo. Mrs. Day had gone out somewhere, and Dad and Day were partaking of yet another cup of char in-between the serious business of messing about with the vegetable bed. As they sat sipping, they set eyes on the pathetic bundle of mange and bones and one thought came to both heads. Well there is no gentle way to say this ….. With the help of a bucket of water they sent the unfortunate creature to pussy cat heaven and interred the remains in the corner of Mr. Day’s garden. When they realised the possible repercussions of this dreadful act, they awaited the return of Mrs. Day with fear in their hearts. Mrs. Day returned full of sweetness and light and offered to make them yet another cuppa. They both gave a huge sigh of relief!

Some weeks later, the demise of Pussy forgotten, we were all in the back garden doing what we were good at, gazing at the buttercups and daisies, when Mrs. Day in a somewhat pensive mood said “ Here Ern, I haven’t seen the cat lately, call it to see where it is!”

Hackney’s answer to Burke and Hare exploded with laughter followed by Mrs. Day, luckily she saw the funny side of it!

 Some Enchanted Evening

I have a habit of singing, whatever I do I sing aloud anywhere, especially when I’m working, It’s quite involuntary and most of the time I am unaware that I am doing it. The practice must have been passed down to me from my Dad because he was always giving his all to all kinds of songs. My Mum, true to her Welsh roots, was also in the habit, so it is true to say we needed no excuse to form a makeshift choir and annoy the neighbours. We got great pleasure from it.

One warm summer evening something magical happened that has stayed with me all my life. I often recall it with a good deal of joy.

We lived in old Victorian back to back housing, which meant that the back gardens of both streets formed, what with a bit of imagination, could be described as an open air theatre. The upstairs tenants had small balconies complete with iron railings, these were the gallery, the gardens being the performance area. Because of the lovely weather nearly everyone was sitting in their back yards or on the balconies, we all knew everyone, so conversations were called across the gardens. Someone, I bet it was my Dad started singing, and within a short time the all the neighbours joined in. Some who had not been outside soon appeared and occupants of the flats that overlooked the ‘theatre’ crowded the windows eager to share the intense pleasure of this spontaneous event. Songs old and new were sung with an unusual amount of care, Music Hall songs, ballads and even operatic arias were attempted. Someone called out “Do you know this one” and gave a solo rendition, another beat the time on a saucepan and comments and compliments rang back and forth across the gardens.

This blissful entertainment carried on until dark and not a drop of booze passed anyones lips. If only life could be like this every day!

I often recall this special summer night and imagine it as a scene from a Hollywood Musical complete with a spotlight and an orchestra playing while people of the tenements sang about the joys of love and friendship. Blimey! I think I’m getting camp!

The New Boy

Unlike today, we knew every person and where they lived, for streets around, so when anyone new moved in we were eager to find out about them. A couple, along with their young son got a flat in the then very modern Maisonettes just opposite our place. Me and two of my mates, unable to control our curiosity any longer decided to knock on the door. The door was opened by a rather smart woman who said in a well spoken voice “Hello, what do you want?” We automatically tried to put our ’nice’ accents and said, like the angels we hoped she thought we were “ Would the new boy like to come out to play?” We could see that the lady was touched by our impeccable manners and quite moved by our courteous offer “ Do come in “ she gushed and lead us into the living room. The room was like nothing we had seen before, expensive furniture, ’arty’ pictures on the walls and best of all a shiny black upright baby piano, complete with hand written music on the stand. “Raymond “ she said, “these lovely boys have asked you out, would you like to go with them?” The somewhat sullen Raymond agreed and after we were given glass of milk and a biscuit each, we were lead to the door. As we left we could hear her saying to her husband “ What lovely boys they are!”

Outside, Raymond was just as sullen, so we asked him if he would like to see our ’camp’. He perked up at the thought of this and off we went. What we forgot to tell Raymond was that the camp was in James Latham’s wood yard and that we had to scale an 8 foot fence to get to it We were seasoned fence climbers and were over in seconds, poor Raymond didn’t have a clue so we went back and humped him to the top of the obstacle. Raymond held on to the fence top as if his life depended on it until we got a plank of Latham’s finest timber and made a slide for him. This slide was handy for getting back over the fence too.

Inside the yard, as you may expect, were many large stacks of timber very close together, and with a few planks laid across the gaps we had the ideal shelter and camp.Inside our cosy camp we held pow wows, re-enacted scenes from the latest cowboy films and planned grand adventures that we knew would never materialise.

Now what I have omitted to tell you is that the wood yard was out of bounds, a large sign mounted on the top of the fence boldly declared “TRESPASSERS WILL BE PROSECUTED”, this sign was very handy to get a grip on when getting over the fence. There was also a night watchman or ’Watchy’ as we called him. This particular watchy was pretty ancient and he was accompanied by an equally ancient dog. Don’t ask me why but we nick-named him ’Biscuit Legs’, the dog had a more mundane name of Bob.

Back in the camp we were sharpening up some wooden sticks in order to emulate ‘The charge of the Light Brigade’ when Bob stuck his wet nose in and stared at us in a careless way. We knew that old Biscuit Legs would not be far behind so up went the call ‘Watchy’. No need to repeat the warning, we were off at speed off across the yard and over the fence back to the safety of the council estate. We looked around and said, as one “Where’s Raymond? He of course never knew that he had to scarper as fast as his feet would take him,

I imagined him waiting to introduce himself to Biscuit Legs.

We watched from the safety of a porch as the aged Watchy led Raymond by the arm to confront his parents, Bob, equally as aged trailed behind looking fed up with all the palaver. Neither Biscuit Legs nor Bob had ever apprehended any one before, they were content to make intruders disappear by simply shouting, but Raymond’s insistence on staying put had put them to the trouble of actually doing something. Raymond’s Dad opened the door and Biscuit legs and Raymond entered, Bob remained on the doorstep, still looking fed up.

We never saw Raymond again and not long after, a removal van was seen outside his flat with two burly men struggling down the stairs carrying a shiny black upright baby piano.

The River Lea

The Walker tribe lived by the River Lea, in fact I still live within yards of the river bank, and it’s true to say the river played a big part of our lives. Dad, with his Mum and Dad, his sisters and brothers lived in a cottage on Middlesex Wharf, the back garden running down to and opening on to the tow path. These cottages were demolished before I was born but I can talk about them with a great deal of knowledge because they were included many times in the ‘Tales of the Old Iron Pot’ told at length by my Dad.

As a boy, Dad would always be ready to make a few pennies, he would retrieve logs and planks of wood that floated down from the many timber firms along the Lea, they often fell from the barges that were used to transport them. He had no trouble selling them. He worked in the boat yard that was opposite the cottages and when the Magnificent Fair would visit Lea Bridge, he fetched water and cleaned the horses for the Showmen. The fair attracted hordes of people from all over the East End and Dad saw the potential to take a few bob from them. As a small boy he made a Grotto (or grotter as he called it) on the tow path, the grotter was made of mud and clay and decorated with bits of china or glass, buttons and bottle tops, the punters passing by dropping coins into his bucket. Another wheeze was very lucrative but eventually proved to be an embarrassment. At the bottom of the garden, immediately next to the tow path was the family Bog, outhouse, Kahzi or whatever you like to call it, anyhow there not being any public toilets about the area, he cleaned up, If you pardon the expression! To boost trade, he would stand by the back gate and shout to the oncoming crowds “Piddle and Poop a Penny”. Not too much finesse, but successful. When he started to notice girls, he tried to chat up one beauty in Mare Street, only to be told “ I wouldn’t go out with you, You’re old ‘Piddle and Poop a Penny”

On a more macabre note, many people perished in the river, by accident or on purpose, the depression added to this last category. It was not uncommon to find a ‘floater’ and if you pulled the unfortunate onto the tow path a fee was paid, but only if it was taken to one particular side. You see the Lea is the boundary between Essex and Middlesex, one county paid 7 shillings and 6 pence, the other absolutely nothing, so it made sense to push the Body to the more lucrative side. I once asked my Dad if, when business was slow, he was tempted to ‘help’ someone into the drink, he looked at me with disgust!

In 1947 the Lea flooded, bursting both banks and forming a lake that reached from Clapton to Leyton and Walthamstow. The King’s Head was stranded in the edges of this lake, the Guvnor, an amiable irish man called Joe Robinson was forced to abandon the ground floor and live upstairs, taking his chickens from the garden and installing them in the loft. Boats, sheds furniture and even huge stacks of timber swept along the valley smashing into bridges in a fearful fashion. Some of our family were ‘flooded out’, aunt Lil and her family squeezing into our small flat, sleeping on the floor One boy in Detmold School was drowned . A sad time.

In my time there have been many disastrous incidents along the Lea, I do not feel like dwelling on this subject except to mention one particular tragedy. A young man of about 28, who was from a well known family, the Woods, was in the habit of walking his dog along the river every evening, one evening the dog returned home on it’s own, prompting a search. The result was young Woods was found drowned along with a young orthodox Jew ( a Frumme) It appeared that the Jewish bloke had somehow fallen in the river and young Woods had heroically jumped in to save him resulting in both of them dying. People all over the area were devastated . I remember well the riverside service with Jews and Christians sharing the grief.

The river at Lea Bridge was an attractive place with 3 lively pubs, a small permanent fair and cockle stalls all adding to the natural allure of the river and the Marshes. On bank holiday weekends, a vast fair or circus arrived at Lea Bridge bringing with it thousands of merry makers all bent on having a good time. Extra buses were laid on in order cope with the heaving throngs. The pubs did brisk business, queues formed at the cockle stalls and crowds jostled along the river bank. All these punters attracted street performers, jugglers, singers, Accordion players and perhaps the most popular act,.. The Escapologists. These two scruffy geysers who always looked like someone had stolen their soap knew how to play the crowds, first they laid out all their heavy, clanking chains in a big circle, the inside of this circle was their performance ring A large dusty canvas sack was thrown into the ring and a dozen or more even heavier locks, shaken out onto the ground. All the time this was taking place, one of the ’soapy ‘duo kept up his schmooze telling all and sundry how difficult and dangerous the forthcoming feat was, and how. because of the danger they could not get insured so please be generous when the hat came round. When the hat did go round, the schmoozer would look at it with contempt, declaring that it was not enough and that he just needed ’Ten Sporting Gentlemen ‘ to offer two bob each and the escape could be attempted. Sometimes it took ages to get this amount, people being reluctant to part with such a substantial amount. By the time the requisite amount was procured, a lot of the crowd had lost interest, at this stage the sack was shaken and interest was revived. Now, the escapologist, who was always stripped to the waist, showing even more dirt stains, climbed into the sack. The schmoozer kept up his commentary, inviting ’strong men’ to pick up the chains and tie and lock the grimy one in, using all the locks. More theatrical groans from inside the sack and a crack from a whip and the escape finally started. You have never seen such struggles and wriggles and heard such sounds of straining, Finally the strongly locked chains didn’t seem so strongly locked and old ’soapsuds’ emerged from the sack looking more dirtier than ever. The crowd moaned in disappointment and dispersed sullenly. My Dad would tell of a similar performance when he was a boy, but instead of escaping from a sack, the star performer would bite the head off of a rat! He must have been related to the dirty duo! On an island, Mr. Reader hired out rowing boats The place where the boats were stored was nicknamed ‘Reader’s Creek’ and when my Dad was in one of his frivolous moods he would tell us of ‘The Great Battle of Reader’s Creek’, his tongue firmly in his cheek.

On the other side of the river in Essex Wharf lived a most feared family, the Trumans. They scared the life out of everyone with their loud threatening behaviour and their rough bashed about looks. Two of the boys, Harry and Johnno, glowered at all and sundry so much that we were scared to look them in the eye. When one of my cousins, Maureen, fell for the uncouth charms of Johnno, we knew that life in the more respectable Walker tribe would never be the same again. Well, they say that you should never judge a book by the cover and it must be true because Johnno’s pugilistic features hid what was a kind and thoughtful nature that earned the love and respect of the family. Harry Truman joined the army, rising to the rank of Sergeant Major and was a credit to the army and his country, what’s more the Trumans became part of the wider family

In Reader’s Creek lay an old rusty iron clad boat, on this boat lived a unique family. Mum and Dad, their son and daughter, the cat and the dog all had the reddest hair you have ever seen. The rustier the boat became, the more ginger they became, No prizes for guessing their nickname! The river when I was a kid was a dumping place for all kinds of unwanted objects as well as the waste products of the many businesses along it’s banks. Old furniture, dead animals, kitchen waste were dumped with impunity. Objects that were once fashionable but now were redundant could be seen drifting by, but nothing could be more bizarre than the sight I saw one morning. Someone had dumped a large amount of Stuffed animals into the water, two wolves, deers, one with a magnificent spread of antlers, beavers, cranes, small mammals and a massive grizzly bear lay lifeless, their glassy eyes staring emptily, as the steady flow of the water transported them silently to who knows where. It was strangely fascinating, the memory has never left me.

The three pubs also attracted hordes of pleasure seekers and more than their fair share of conmen and scheisters. (Stand by for another Tale of the old iron pot.) Most houses on the East End were plagued by Bedbugs. They bit like hell and carried a social stigma with them and were very difficult to get rid of, so when a man did the rounds of the pubs promising to eradicate all these obnoxious pests, the punters couldn’t get their money out quick enough. In return for their dough they received a very nice white envelope filled with a very potent looking bright red powder. Of course this powder never had any effect whatsoever on the ‘steam tugs’ and feelings ran high, so when the fraudster was caught scraping the red powder from the bricks of the houses that were nearby, a small crowd had him up against the wall in an angry confrontation. “ How can we kill bugs with this brick dust ?” asked one irate customer, “ It’s easy” said the cheeky charlatan “ You tickle the bug under the arm, and when he opens his mouth to laugh, you throw the dust down his throat and choke the bastard”. Now don’t blame me for this story, my Dad told it to me!.

The towpath that ran from Lea Bridge Road to the King’s Head was much used, so was the ideal place for a rather notorious woman to ply her trade. She was known as ‘Dollar Kate’ and if you haven’t already guessed she was a Belle de Jour or for the poorer educated amongst you, she was on the Game. She earned the name of Dollar Kate because that is the price that she asked for her favours, a dollar was what we called 5 bob, 25pence today. This rather worn out person would parade the path in search of business and would call out to anything in trousers “ Dollar?” Seeing as how the towpath and the river were always busy, she must have worn her voice out after a long day. The loading gangs in the woodyard and the lightermen on the barges often replied to her offer with “Tanner!” My Mum worked in a factory and I would walk down the towpath to meet her and one day, Kate approached me and asked me something quite innocent, I can‘t remember what it was, but I can remember my Mum, who had suddenly appeared, exploding into action. The first part of her tirade was “Leave that boy alone you dirty----”. The rest I never heard because I was off in the opposite direction as fast as my legs could take me! .

The lightermen or bargees were not the big strong suntanned men we romantically imagine them to be, but to me looked old and feeble. I often wondered how they managed to control these massive vessels and handle the giant horses that towed them. I think the truth that their seedy looks were down to the vast amount of booze they imbibed. Two very well known and popular river men led me to this theory. Old Bill Cowley and his mucker Lino drank so much they should have had a brewery named after them. They were in the ‘Head’ every night sitting quietly concentrating on the matter in hand. Sometimes, without warning, Bill would stagger up to the stage and attempt to sing, usually he only managed a snatch of a song and would put his own interpretation on it, for instance “Tiptoe through the Horse Dung” or “Shepherd of the Conger Eels”. His mate Lino was a tubby, amiable bloke with a boozer’s raspberry nose and a wonderful smiley face. They both walked as though their legs were mad of rubber. They were liked by everyone. Once when I asked my Dad why he was called ‘Lino’, his answer was “because he was always on the Floor” Probably one of my Dad’s jokes again!

On the other side of Lea Bridge Road, on the towpath, against the wall of the waterworks, was ‘The Schpiel’, or to you, a pitch for gambling. Most days, the punters or schpielers would gather at this working class casino, complete with a pocket full of coins. The games were very basic and required little skill, but a big dose of luck could be handy. ‘Up the Wall’ or ‘Odds and Evens’ were most popular, the names describing the simple rules. Up the Wall simply required the schpieler to land his coin the nearest to the wall, not too much of a challenge, and Odds and Evens saw two coins being laid on the palm of a flat hand and being tossed into the air. As the coins fell to the dusty footpath the players would shout “Odds” or, you’ve guessed it, “Evens”. If the coins matched, it was Evens and if……oh I suppose you have guessed the rest. This gambling was, of course, illegal, so us younger kids would be employed to sit on the high wall of the waterworks to ‘keep dog eye’ for the old Bill. The shilling that we got for our vigilance was easy money because the constabulary only came ‘by appointment’, I’m sure. On the rare occasion of a raid, a couple of schpielers got fined a token Five bob or even less, and business continued as usual. Well not quite as usual, because immediately after a raid, there was no chance of any interference, so numbers of punters swelled. I feel I must mention old ‘1-2-3’, our nickname for an ancient ‘river copper’. He was employed by the Lea Conservancy, not the normal police force and must have been a copper for years. He just rode his bike up and down the towpath at the slowest speed you can imagine, hence ‘1-2-3’. He wore full police uniform complete with helmet and had his glasses on the end of his nose, giving him a ‘dozy’ look. When he rode passed the schpielers who were all shouting and jumping up and down, he somehow seemed not to notice them!

Just opposite the Schpiel, on the other bank was the Power Station. This enormous edifice provided the electric supply for a large part of  London and was powered by coal. This coal, in the form of coal dust, arrived in lighters (barges) and was unloaded by an over head ‘grab’. The river was pretty much polluted and definitely smelly, but this did not deter us from swimming in it as soon as the warm weather arrived. With no fear of the obvious dangers, we would dive from the bridges and climb onto the lighters. One of our party tricks was to descend into the hold of the barge, roll in the coal dust and emerge as ’black as coal’ from head to foot.  After parading in our newly acquired devil-like disguise, a head dive into the Lea would see us emerge as clean as a whistle. It never failed to amuse onlookers!

The Tribe

Dad’s brood of many brothers and sisters when they married never moved far from the Wharf, in fact living within a couple of streets only yards from the river. This resulted in us all being very close, if I came home and no-one was in, I had a choice of other homes to shelter in, no knocking on doors, just walk in and be comfortable. Most people I know have cousins that they see on high days and holidays, not in our family , we just drifted from one house to another without a thought,. often staying the night or for days on end, this resulted in us cousins being more like brothers and sisters. Aunt Rose and Uncle Fred Isaac lived just opposite us and were perhaps more like a second Mum and Dad to me. Cousins Freddie, Doreen and Lenny and later David shared many good times. with me. Aunt Rose was a true lady, gentle and loving and always aware of her duties to her family. She would try to be genteel by attempting to hide her cockney accent, not always successfully, some times talking of ‘Am and Heggs’. I remember her with great affection

Uncle Fred Isaac was a jeweller in Clerkenwell, a little more up in status than all the artisans that made up the rest of the tribe. Never one to show too much affection, he treated me like he treated his own kids buying me the same gifts he bought for them, so I was always aware of his love for me. Uncle Fred smoked roll up cigarettes and he had the uncanny knack of being able to roll the thinnest fags imaginable.He smoked it down to the very end until it struggled for life and died out due to lack of combustible materials, then to my amazement, he would, with his lighter, relight the almost non-existent dog end that was between his lips, without burning his mouth or his rather generous nose. It must have been his skill with his hands that helped him perform this almost impossible task. Now Uncle Fred had a stammer that only seemed to manifest itself on the letter ‘W’. Rather foolishly he was in the habit of using the expression ‘Whusname’. One day as he was in full flow, the dreaded whusname was attempted unsuccessfully and Uncle Fred became stuck on the ‘W’,w-w-w-w-w he stammered until my Dad, frustrated by his attempts, said “ for Gawd’s sake Fred, say Fingamebob!”  Even Fred laughed!

Very nearby lived Aunt Lil, Aunt Grace, Aunt Flo and round the corner Aunt Ethel, along with their families. None of us were short of affection or family support, no wonder we all look back to those days with misty eyes.

All these aunts had married into local families, families that became part of our wider family, one day I will attempt to count them all. On second thoughts, forget it!

Knees-Ups and Ding-Dongs

As soon as Peace was declared the family started celebrating and carried on the festivities for the next 35 years. No particular reason was needed to carry home a crate or two of beer, wind up the gramophone and Hokey -Cokey the night away. A good night in the The King’s Head would spark the need to ‘finish off’ the night in the nearest house. Unfortunately the nearest house was our house and many a night, when I was young, I would be fast asleep in the front room in my Put-u-up when the door flew open and half the family and a few stragglers reluctant to part company with them poured in full of fun and light ale. I had to struggle to get dressed hurriedly without showing my boyhood to half the members of the local boozing society. Then I would sit in the Kitchen trying to look like I was enjoying being deprived of my beauty sleep ( no wonder I’m so ugly).

Eventually, as I grew up, I began to appreciate these celebrations, especially when they were in someone else’s house. They normally took place every Saturday night, needing the customary warm up in the pub to light the blue touch paper. No preparations were made, drink was bought at turning out time and carried home and larders plundered for something to eat. Living so close to each other had the advantage of three or four kitchens being pillaged in a short space of time, thus giving more time for the serious business of drinking.

On special occasions, birthdays, bank holidays etc. an effort was made to prepare for a proper party with drink ordered beforehand. Men drank light ale or brown ale and women drank Gin and Orange, so it didn’t take genius to plan the bar. A ham on the bone, a chunk of cheese, pickled onions and loaves of bread seemed to be the essentials for the nosh. We would dress in our best clothes and be on our best behaviour until the light ale took effect. My cousin Florrie would bash on the piano as if it had done something to upset her. Most of her tunes seemed the same and when she started each number there was a period of silence until some member of the family who had a leaning towards clairvoyance, twigged on to the particular number and started singing. Then when everyone else joined in, Florrie was left to her own devices, some times finishing at the same time as singers. Nearly everyone was expected to perform a ‘party piece’ resulting in an evening of refinement, well what we considered refinement, with the same people doing the same spot at every party. My Mum would, of course sing ‘When you come home again to Wales’, Uncle Fred Isaac, he of the stammer, would foolishly chose to sing ‘W-w-w-w-where did Robinson Crusoe go with Friday on Saturday Night?’ and me and Aunt Grace performed an acrobatic ’Apache ’ dance. All of these acts were met with derision, but when the eldest sister, Aunt Flo got up to sing, this stately lady got a respectful silence. She had a fine deep voice and knew what to do with it, she always sang 'There’s a little grey home in the West’ with great dignity. Most of her sisters would dab their eyes with their hankies when she sat down. After a short spell of decorum, the hilarity resumed.

This gentle hilarity soon turned into something less gentle, and that’s when the naughty songs were sung. Some were merely cheeky and some even cheekier still, no night was complete without the family anthem ‘Down in the Sewer’. I won’t render unto you the whole song, I’ll leave that to your very fertile imaginations!

In spite of all my stories of constant boozing, the family remained respectable, no-one having drink problems, divorces, trouble with the police or letting down the good name of The Walker Tribe! What a boring lot!

Big Sid and Little Sid

 Before the advent of betting shops, the only legal way to gamble was to place the wager at the track, or to have an account with a bookmaker and phone in your predictions. No working class person would have an account and certainly never had a telephone, so an alternative arrangement was in place. Most betting was centered around the many dog tracks that littered London, so demand was high. Bookmakers had ‘agents’ placed in all areas, the agents would take bets on behalf of the bookie, so a lot of trust was placed on them. This practice was of course highly illegal and was done as discreetly as possible. A vow of silence was expected from all who took part in this caper. The bookmaker who covered the Leabridge area went by the name of Sid Trotter. Because he was a tall, well built man he was known as Big Sid. His agent for this patch was …..you’ve guessed it, my Dad, Sid Walker, …Little Sid. Whenever I met ‘Mr. Trotter‘, as I called him he would say the same thing “Is your Dad called Sid Walker? Well my name is Sid Trotter so I must be faster than him!” I pretended to laugh the first few times I heard it but the novelty soon wore off.

With the dog tracks ‘racing’ at least twice a week there were meetings every night so demands for Big Sid’s services were at a premium. Punters in the comfort of their own homes would study form, aided by Tipsters in the London newspapers, complicated spread sheets in The Sporting Life and other such means. Some relied on more reliable methods such as the Tea Leaves or the Hatpin. When the winning combination was selected, the information was written on a piece of paper and the paper carefully wrapped around the stake money. The billet-doux was then signed on the bottom, BUT, not with a true name. If, by bad luck the bets fell into the wrong hands, no-one could be identified. This is where I come into the story, when a punter knocked on our door I answered and took the rolled up bet, if I did not recognise the face at the door I would not ‘understand’ them and send them away. My Dad drummed this into me and I never let him down.

Each client had his own ‘nom de plume’ or alias and I can still remember a lot of them. I won’t reveal any names, even after all these years because it still does not feel right. As well as an alias, the name had to be written in a distinctive way, with a star or a cross or a circle added in the punters own style . My Dad’s ‘brand’ was US., with a circle ringing the letters, a full stop was placed after the S, if it did not have the full stop it was not to be trusted. ( He always said that US stood for Unlucky Sid, or if you like Unlucky Sod) some of the names I remember are Big Ben, this had to be followed by three X’s, Charlie 9, Goodbye, a reference to the stake money and V…-

I think I was chosen to take the bets because I looked so innocent. When the small packages were collected they were placed in a cut glass bowl that graced the sideboard and then a dish of fruit was laid on top as a subterfuge. There was a cut off time for placing a bet and at that time all the bets were put in a school satchel, I put on my look of innocence and took them to Mr. Trotter. He then told me again that he was faster than my Dad, I faked a grin and went home!

Big Sid didn’t have the gambling scene all to himself, there were a few street bookies about, the most memorable was named Sonny. Now Sonny looked just like a bookie should look like. He had a look of prosperity about him, just a little overweight, a luxurious head of swept back hair and always wore a generous overcoat. This overcoat, never buttoned up, had many large deep pockets, an essential tool in his trade. These pockets carried the books, the bets and the cash necessary to complete his dealings. The overcoat was his office. Sonny stood on the towpath at the corner of the wood yard, trying to look as inconspicuous as his flamboyant coat would allow. Punters would saunter by not taking any notice of this blameless figure and at the right time a hand would dart out and a small tightly bound package would drop into the cavernous, inviting pocket of Sonny’s office. From time to time the police would shake him up a bit, but on the whole he had a tranquil life. However one night he must have upset some-one at the station, because a police van and four coppers arrived. Some-one tipped the wink to Sonny and he moved on to the grounds of the flats, but old Bill soon were hot on the trail. A game of cat and mouse took place, bringing a crowd of people out to watch the fun, tenants of the higher floors of the buildings had an overall view of the chase and called down to Sonny, offering advice as to the whereabouts of the law. Well the police were not as daft as they looked and soon collared poor old Sonny. As Sonny was led away to the van, jeers turned to cheers and Sonny turned to his adoring public and took a bow!

Welsh Wales

It is hard to remember with any accuracy too much about my time in Cymmer during the war, certainly, as mentioned before, a large part of the English side of the family sought refuge there at the beginning of the war. This must have been at the the time of the Blitz and afterwards. I do have some memories but I feel sure that I was too young for these recollections to be my own. Stories have been told to me over and over again by many of the family,so they have somehow become my own memories.

However, Cymmer and my family there are firmly fixed in my head, it’s just difficult to put them into a time. I do know that me and all my English cousins thought that we were in paradise when we were there. We lived at the bottom of the valley surrounded by huge mountains and a raging river beat it’s way over the rocks just at the end of the garden. We all took full advantage of the natural beauty of this schoolboys idea of heaven, climbing the mountains and jumping from rock to rock in the river,( we lost count of the times we slipped and fell into the water). The war came and went but we all continued to visit our dream valley for years to come, becoming a part of the village.

South Wales then, was of course the centre of the coal industry, everyone depending on ‘the coal’ for their living. Cymmer was, and still is, in a most picturesque valley with two tumbling rivers meeting in the centre of the village, sheep wandered where ever they wanted and everyone was so friendly, so bloody Welsh! There were about five working pits in and around the little valley and railways connected all pits , and ran to local towns and beyond. We could look down the valley and watch the distant steam trains chuffing along the mountain sides. It was like we had our own train set. I often wonder if the author of Thomas the Tank Engine was inspired by our village. A smell of coal and steam hung upon the air and coal dust dominated the river and the houses. On the rare occasions that I smell coal now, I am taken right back to my ‘Welsh days’ When we climbed the mountains we left behind the smell of coal and entered into another atmosphere, the smell of bracken, heather and sheep dung.

All miners were allotted a free coal allowance by the mine. This seemingly generous gift was issued by the ton and a lorry load of coal, fresh from the pit was unceremoniously shot onto the pavement outside the miner’s home. This small mountain of fuel blocked the pavement and had to be carried through the house into the ’cwch’ in the back yard. Not an easy task, but the solidarity of the pitmen and the common bond they shared made light work of this daunting task. Nearly everyone in the street came out with buckets, tin baths, shovels and brooms and in a combined effort that we don’t see today, shifted the black obstacle into a more suitable place

My Mum’s family, the Holmses, consisted of Uncles Will, Arthur, Stan, Ben and George and sister Harriet, In early years Nanny Holmes was still alive. Two more sisters in New Zealand were unknown to me. Strangely, all of the family, except for Uncle George remained unmarried and all lived together in one house at the ‘Bottom’ of Cymmer. This house as you may gather from the many single people living there, was ‘primitive’, hardly likely to feature in a magazine. The spider infested bog was up the garden and the only supply of water came from a tap on the outside of the house. All cooking was done on an open fire that was part of a range, there were gas lights downstairs but a trip upstairs necessitated the lighting of a candle. In spite of these Spartan conditions, us cockney cousins were drawn back time and time again by some mystical Welsh spell that seemed to enchant us soon as we got off of the train.

Part of this magic was, of course the family, these unmarried brothers and sister gave us all the attention and affection that they could. Arthur and Stan would come home from work covered in coal dust (no pit head baths then) and immediately take us up the river to find bird’s nests, snakes, foxes and trout. These tough, rough, hard working men would thrust a gnarled, broken knuckled hand into a hole in a tree and gently lift out a baby woodpecker,let us look at it and even more gently replace it. We were thrilled! Then we made our way back home sitting on the shoulders of our idols. With their hobnailed pit boots on they would leap from rock to rock with us hanging on for our lives. They never slipped once. Little wonder that I have described them as Supermen!

On return to the house, Aunt Harriet had filled a vast wooden bath in front of the fire and they took turns to soak off the coal dust, all of them using the same water, no such niceties as fresh water. Clean clothes on, a bite of food and a slow meander to the pub, this was their daily routine.

Uncle Arthur was the clown of the family,with an almost childish sense of humour. He had a large repertoire of silly jokes, poems and songs, these he would rattle off at a rate of knots and if you giggled at one of them he would repeat it over and over again, laughing throughout.

Uncle Stan was the opposite, being mostly silent, and sensitive. He never said more than two words during our two weeks holiday, but when we went to the station to leave, he never failed to shed a tear.

Uncle Will, the oldest of the family had the tough appearance of a well worn miner, he had many quite severe injuries and could be grumpy at times as a result. He worked on a farm on weekends with his dog, Turk, more than once taking me to the farm in a pony and trap. I sat in the cart with Turk as the pony splashed through the river, hardly believing my luck.

Aunt Harriet was a sweet, shy, loving woman who obviously loved us so much, she fussed about us all the time. When I was older I realised why, because all the family were not married except my mum, I was the first and only next generation child . Harriet, as well as the house keeper was the village paper girl, delivering the daily papers every day for years well into her more mature years.

Uncle George, the only one to marry, lived with aunty Gert around the corner in an abode with the loveliest name , They lived at ROSE COTTAGE, PLEASANT VIEW,CRAIG Y FAN,CYMMER. Whenever I wrote to them, the address made me happy.

Living with all the unmarried Holmeses was another cousin, Joan. Joan, now in her eighties and still living in Cymmer is as Welsh as a bunch of leeks, but the truth is she was born in East London and is part of the English Walker family. Her dad and my dad were cousins or second cousins, we have never been sure. Her Mum, not long after Joan was born, took ill and sadly died whilst still a very young woman, her father unable to see a future looking after a small baby and earning a living, turned to Hannah Walker, my grandmother, for help. Hannah was widowed and quite old but nevertheless did what most working class families did in the absence of modern social services, and ’took Joan in’ to care for her.

My mum, then a teenage girl and not yet married to my dad, took an interest in this little baby and cared for her and would take Joan to Wales whenever she visited. Of course, Mum, in her innocence was surprised and hurt when some of the villagers, who on seeing this attractive young woman who had fled to the iniquitous Metropolis, had returned with a baby claiming it was a foundling, set about putting two and two together and making a big Welsh four.

I, of course was not born then but can imagine mum telling them in no uncertain terms the truth of the situation.

Joan stayed with Hannah and the rest of the Walkers, my mum taking a large part of the responsibility for her, until Hannah died. She started school in London and even called herself Joan Walker and and was destined to be another of the Walker clan, when for some inexplicable reason at the age of six, visited Cymmer and stayed with Nanny Holmes and never came back.

She was brought up by the Holmes family , grew up, got married , had four children, and has now got an uncountable number of grand children, great grand children and a cat.

I have always had a pride in the fact that this wonderful family warmly took in and provided for such an unfortunate child, so feeling, so caring, so Mary Poppins! It always gave me a warm glow, knowing that the Walkers had looked after their own in true East End style.

Well, Joan never quite saw it like that, I knew that she always wanted to find her Dad and that a certain amount of rejection was felt by her because she would, whenever we spoke, ask if anyone had seen her Dad. The fact is I don’t think she had seen him since he gave her to Hannah. Naturally she wanted to find out about her family and with the help of my sister Eira, traced the records of her Mum, finding the cause of , the date of and the place of her death. What’s more she found her grave and at the age of 70, Joan with Eira finally laid a bunch of flowers on her Mum’s place of rest. The grave was in Chingford Cemetry and as Joan said “ Near the bloody Kray twins”.

Although she recognises that her dad died many years ago, I know she somehow thinks he may possibly be waiting somewhere for the opportunity to meet her. Recently when we were talking about her feelings of rejection, I foolishly placated her by telling her that she should take comfort in the fact that the Walkers took her in and cared for her. “Did they?” she snorted , “ they sent me off to Cymmer to get rid of me!” I suddenly saw the simple truth of it. Mary Poppins it wasn’t.

Then she suddenly asked me “How would you like me for a sister?” I didn’t understand what she was alluding to, then the penny dropped ,the rumour that my mum was her mum re-emerged , she denied it and laughed saying she had her Birth Certificate, her mum and dad’s Wedding certificate and a photo of her Dad. I never took it seriously and we both laughed, I told her that she had always been special to me and that I had, since childhood, thought that she was very beautiful and I loved her. “Well, “ she said, “ my husband till the day he died, believed I was Aunty Tilly’s daughter, your sister”.

The idea was on my mind for the rest of the day, was it possible? Why was she sent to my Welsh Nan? Why was she called Walker at school in London? Perhaps this was the reason for mum’s depressions. The case for her being my sister was building up and I kind of warmed to the idea. I don’t think she is my sister, but I know both Eira and me would be proud if she was!

There was one more member of the Welsh family so far not mentioned, Uncle Ben. Ben lived with all the other unmarried Holmes’ and was by all accounts the apple of quite a few eyes. He worked in the pit like all of his brothers , deep under the Welsh mountains, hewing coal in terrible and dangerous conditions, so when he was given a job working on the surface he thought that his life was to be less harrowing and dangerous. Added to this, he was in the fresh air and the daylight, he was so thankful!

At the pithead, coal that was brought to the surface was loaded into ’drams’, the drams coupled together and pulled by a cable up a steep ramp that eventually tipped the contents of the dram into waiting railway trucks. Ben’s job was to make sure that the system kept running smoothly, a piece of cake after the back breaking work underground. This life of comparative comfort came to an abrupt end when suddenly and with no warning the main towing cable snapped, causing the cable to ’whip’ and strike Ben, sending him through the air for some considerable distance. He was killed instantly. With him died the peace and happiness of the Holmes family and the romantic hopes of one particular member of the wider family.

This was in 1943, so I don’t remember much of Ben, but I can remember being on a bus in Mare Street, Hackney, with my Mum who was sobbing uncontrollably, so much so that a kind old lady came to her help and listened to her as she told her the tragic tale.

Such heart breaking stories abound in the Welsh valleys, I have heard many of them. Perhaps that is why I so passionately give my support to miners and their causes.

Happier Times

In spite of the hard and rigorous life they led ,the people of Cymmer thoroughly enjoyed the simple things. No grand theatres and casinos but instead a corrugated hut that housed the fish and chip shop and a hall at the back of the co-op that housed the cinema. The fish shop, so small that only a handful of customers could squeeze in, was owned and run by the Gazzi family. You can see by the name that they were a Welsh-Italian family and as well as the fish and chips they sold ‘Real Italian Ice Cream’, made in Cymmer of course. Across the road, up a steep hill, sat the entrance to ‘The Cosy, Cymmer’, the aforementioned picture house that was part of the Co-op building. This, anything but cosy cinema sat about 40 people and had wooden seats that numbed your bum before the interval arrived. When the interval did arrive, the lights were switched on and the entire audience left the building and scurried across to Gazzi’s for the compulsory chips and an Ice Cream. I feel sure that the timing of this interlude was a collaboration between the Cosy and Old Gazzi, because the second half of the programme would never begin until all the fish and chips were consumed. By now, of course, the picture house reeked of vinegar and chip fat, so as the main feature was beginning, an attendant would stroll the one and only aisle and squirt every one with a hand pumped spray containing some obnoxiously sweet smelling concoction, causing a feeling of nausea and almost prompting the interval feast to reappear. All this, of course made such an impression on me that I can remember it in such detail. The film programme was changed twice a week, and the films sent to the next village just as the new films arrived from the previous village, so if by any chance you missed a film, a short bus ride soon remedied that.

Some other Enchanted Evening

When I was 16, I paid my annual visit to Cymmer and found that the things that thrilled me so much as a kid never held the same excitement for me. The river as beautiful as it was, didn’t seem to rage over the rocks as fiercely, and the mountains didn’t appear so looming. You see, I had entered a different stage in my life and there were new territories to explore. When I walked through the village, I was recognised, “ Hello, you are Tilly’s boy, aren’t you?” I was often asked. “ See you over the pub later?” Unsure if I was allowed in the pub, and not wanting to appear unmanly, I said “ Of Course”
The Farmer’s Arms Hotel was literally feet away from our house, so staggering out of one door and into another was no problem. My uncles, veteran boozers that they were, positively ordered me to join them, so not wanting to seem ungrateful I forced myself to attend that Saturday night. The Farmer’s Arms was in fact a proper hotel, with a wide entrance hall that ran to the back of the building, off of this hall were various rooms and in the middle a serving hatch that strangely was shut most of the time. If anyone wanted a drink, they had to knock on the hatch and give the order that was then delivered on a tray. You simply took the tray and went to whatever room you wanted to.

Being Saturday night, most people sat in the ‘parlour’, which had a massive upright piano in the corner. Men and women of all ages arrived, all dressed smartly for what was the event of the week. The older people came very early in order to ensure a seat. As soon as the pianist turned up the parlour took on a different feel, a sign of the joys to come. The Welsh have a reputation for singing and it is richly deserved, because as soon as the first note was struck on the piano, the fine tuneful Welsh voices lifted the most ordinary songs to a level they were never meant to reach. Lots of Welsh songs were included in the ‘concert’ (for that’s what it was) and although they were sung in Welsh I was able to join in, for I had heard these songs so many times that I knew the words, or should I say noises that sounded like the words. I never knew what these words meant of course, but it didn’t matter to anyone. Everything from pop songs to hymns received the finest of efforts. I was thrilled by the fact that without any rehearsal the singers automatically harmonised, sang descants and had an inborn sense of music. A popular song of the day, ‘The Wayward Wind’, a country and western song, was given the Welsh treatment with basses, baritones and sopranos instinctively bringing to this song a quality that the composer could never have dreamed of.

I walked the few yards from The Farmer’s to our house with a big Welsh lump in my throat, I was so proud of the little bit of Welsh blood that flowed through my veins.

The following morning this Welsh lump had moved from my throat and settled right in my head . This was the result of drinking too much of the local brew, this watery ale looked and tasted like sheep’s pee, but had the kick of a pit pony!

I still visit Cymmer from time to time, all the family and friends that I knew are no longer there, except Joan of course, but life still goes on and meeting all of her many family members is a joy. In 2010, my wife and me celebrated our 50th Wedding Anniversary and a few weeks later went to see Joan. When we arrived, Joan said that she was taking us out to a lovely old pub in a nearby village for a meal. Off we went with Joan and on arrival at the pub we were overwhelmed to find nearly twenty people waiting to help us celebrate. They were Joan’s daughters and grandchildren and great grandchildren, some we had never met before. They treated us like royalty and proved to us that the family ties are as strong as ever!

The Famous, Infamous and ‘Who?’

Many strangely interesting characters and a couple of Historic Figures are associated with Lea bridge and surrounding areas. Let’s get the historic figures out of the way first. Although I never met them and you may think that they have no place in my memoirs, I feel I should include them , just to add a bit of culture to these otherwise uncultured ramblings.

I will start the name dropping by mentioning none other than a King of England, Alfred the Great. Alfred, or Alf, as he was called in Hackney, in his efforts to thwart the invading Vikings, waited until they sailed up the Lea in search of booty, and blocked the river to hinder their return to the Thames. This dam, as well as giving the Scandinavian marauders a headache, drained the surrounding wetlands and formed Hackney Marshes. Thanks Alf!

Another famous, or should I say infamous character, not usually associated with Hackney was the notorious Dick Turpin! This highwayman, robber and general ne’er do well, held up many a coach in Lea Bridge Road. He is generally known for operating outside of London, mostly in Essex and further afield, but a lot of his ’dealings’ were in the East End.

When he retired from his life of crime, he went into legitimate business and settled down in a house that was on Hackney Marsh. The house stood just past the end of Homerton Road, near the river and The White Hart pub. All this is now swallowed up by the Olympic Park and the motorway, But judging by the prices asked for admission to the games, Dick’s spirit is still haunting the Marshes!

The heading ‘Famous’ is covered by local boy made good, Anthony Newley. Actor, singer, pop star, songwriter and husband of Joan Collins (who wasn’t?) he was born and lived in Oswald Street and a lot of the older people remember him before fame and fortune whisked him off to pastures new!

May Nelson

Once well known and now forgotten, our next character has a story so strong that a film or possibly a west End Musical could be written about her. May Nelson lived in Hammonds Cottages on Middlesex Wharf and was a near neighbour of the Walker Family and was legendary in East London and it appears in a vast part of the world. I do have my own memories of her but it is my dad’s tales that have fixed her firmly in my mind.

Let’s start this dramatic tale of love and sacrifice at the beginning. May, born in Hackney was, when young, considered a beauty. As a young girl she entered the theatrical world. She played the Music Halls of London with a lot of success and Pantomimes with even more success. She met, fell in love and married Tom Nelson, a fellow artiste. Tom was an acrobat and contortionist and was much sought after, apparently a big favourite in Sweden and Norway. They both worked in America for a time. Life for them was good, bringing with it the rewards of success. They remained happily on Middlesex Wharf, enjoying their celebrity status. World events, the 1st World War and the popularity of the Cinema, effected their success and their income, so Tom became a chimney sweep when theatre work was slow. The Chimney business thrived and life became settled again, when disaster struck. Tom suffered a stroke and his chimney sweeping days were over. May was made of stern stuff and simply took up the brushes and carried on the business. “ I knew how to use the brushes” she said, “after all I had seen Tom use them enough times”.

May was now a celebrity again, as the only woman Chimney Sweep in Britain, and decided to seek further fame by becoming a professional Boxer. Her title was now Britain’s only female Chimney Sweep and Pugilist. As such she exploited the novelty of the title, appearing in newspapers, magazines and even on the popular current affairs radio show ’ In Town Tonight‘ But it seems that the world was not ready for women boxers and another ambition took a nose dive.

Sadly, tragedy struck again, the love of her life, Tom, died and with him went a lot of May’s self respect and dignity. She carried on the Chimney sweeping, but became unreliable, dishevelled and quite honestly, rude. She took to drinking and became more and more eccentric. She seldom changed out of her working clothes and failed to wash after sweeping chimneys, going straight into the pub complete with soot covering her clothing and face. Saddest of all, her neighbours shunned her. If anyone was dirty or had not washed they were said to be ‘as dirty as May Nelson’ My Dad often told us that she entered the pub with a black face and as she swallowed the pints, the beer that ran down her chin would wash that part of her face, giving her a scary appearance.

He told of a time when a boozy stranger came into the pub and on seeing this dirty, odd and pathetic woman, thought it would be funny to insult her and call her names using swear words. This stupid fellow never knew that he had picked on ’The Champion Female Boxer of Britain’, but soon found out the hard way when May landed a right hook on his chin sending him straight into the arms of Morpheus!

I last saw May when I was very young, by now her sight was weak and she stumbled along the road, obviously in discomfort. I was with my Mum, and in her usual caring manner, mum said “Mrs. Nelson, do you need a hand?” May mumbled some insult but Mum took her home anyway.

Indian Pete and Woggles

When I refer to the Marshes I mean the large stretch of country like land that stretches from Hackney Wick to Springfield Park. Officially the land south of Lea bridge Road is Hackney Marshes and to the north, Leyton and Walthamstow Marshes, but to the whole area was simply known as The Marshes.

The area then was a haven for wildlife, many species of birds, animals and reptiles lived or rested on this small wilderness. Sometimes, added to these native creatures were a number of exotic species, the result of impulse buying at the Sunday Morning animal market at Sclater Street, Bethnal Green. Small mammals, reptiles and birds from foreign places that appealed in the shop, when in the punters home, brought home the reality and complications of feeding and caring for such specialist pets, so it seemed the best thing to do was to ’let the creatures go’ on the Marsh.

Goldfinches, Greenfinches, and native birds of many species abounded, I can recall seeing swarms of Yellowhammers alighting in the clearings and hearing cuckoos in the spring and skylarks in the summer. Rabbits ran around, and the ditches and streams held many fish and newts. At the beginning of the war, ditches were dug in lines all over the Marshes to prevent enemy aircraft landing. These ditches teemed with wildlife and waterfowl. Many horses grazed freely, sometimes straying into the streets and even Lea Bridge Road, causing traffic chaos. In the summer we would ride these steeds, sometimes into the river, we really thought that we Cowboys!

Where you find cowboys you will find Indians and Trappers, and that’s where Indian Pete And Woggles came in. Pete really did look like an American Indian, with dark skin and hawk like features and Woggles wasn’t far from a trapper with a ruddy outdoor complexion and a steady, sure, eccentric manner that made him seem to us like a mountain man. Of course, our diet of exciting western films and our healthy imaginations, helped to convince us that they were true wilderness drifters.

They were not a pair, but two individuals with the same strange lifestyle that brought them together frequently. If you didn’t know you would think that they lived on the Marsh, because any time you went into the Triangle field , near the Chingford to Liverpool Street railway line, you were bound to find one or the other of them. A small fire smoked idly and one of them sat staring into the embers as if figuring out their next hunting raid. Sometimes a shotgun was in evidence and a rabbit dangled from a fence post.

Woggles had a reputation for being reckless, seeing no fear in guns and explosives. At Leyton Mills was the biggest railway marshalling yard in Britain, distributing goods to every part of the country, the trains passing the Triangle every time. If another train joined the line from a different direction, the goods train would have to stop and wait until all was clear before proceeding. This short stop would give an opportunity to any one with the inclination, to enter the goods wagon and throw any convenient package onto the grass verge.

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